Josh's Socks.

PRAY TO JOSH

The official unofficial sacred page of Josh's Socks.

The Great Josh

Before Josh, there were no Josh's Socks.

Then Josh appeared.

And socks became slightly more interesting.

Nobody knows exactly why.

Nobody questions it.

Josh

The 10 Sacred Sock Laws

  1. Thou shalt wear socks.
  2. Thou shalt not lose thy socks in the washing machine.
  3. Thou shalt respect the sock.
  4. Thou shalt not put shoes on without socks.
  5. Thou shalt admire Josh's Socks.
  6. Thou shalt never ask why The Stinker exists.
  7. Thou shalt accept that one sock will eventually disappear.
  8. Thou shalt not insult The Josh.
  9. Thou shalt purchase socks when your sock supply reaches critical levels.
  10. Thou shalt spread the message of Josh.

Daily Sock Prayer

"Oh great Josh,
protector of the feet,
guardian of the laundry basket,
keeper of the missing socks.

May my socks remain together,
may my feet remain comfortable,
and may I never step on a Lego
while wearing them.

Amen."

🧦

The Sacred Sock

It has seen things.

It knows where the missing socks went.